i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
We're too hungover to prance.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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