Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
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