I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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