Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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