you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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