So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Please don't give away my fajitas
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