I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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