Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
only you would photoshop your dick
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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