god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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