first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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