Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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