I'm pants shitting drunk right now
it was like eating out sand paper
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
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