u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
