Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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