no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Fuck appropriateness.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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