That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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