She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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