one two three fourrrrnication!
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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