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Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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