man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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