i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Me. At least after what I've been through.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Randomize
