just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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