Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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