I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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