So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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