so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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