I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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