If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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