Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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