my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
