Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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