you're like a bully in the Christmas story
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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