I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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