okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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