i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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