Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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