its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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