Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I want you more than these girls want KFC
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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