I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
