That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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I need you to use more vowels.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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