you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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