Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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