i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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