plz talk dirty to me
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
