I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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