Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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