mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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