As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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