Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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