Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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