How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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