sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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