Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
