There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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